big balls

My brother showed me the following from a newspaper. I found it both hilarious and truthful. The Brits should learn that over here, we don't take kindly to hypocritical letters of complain, neither to threats. You've done enough to this island already. Better keep to the enjoyment of "retirement" (last few years of being alive) by treasuring the good things in life: eg. sunshine - which you dearly missed out on while living for 50 years under a grey cloud.

p.s. Proud to see that we also lack the censorship that best describes Britain.





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  1. Emilia15 September 2009 at 07:42

    That letter wasn't written by an English person. You knew that, right.

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  2. LucidSawnDream21 January 2010 at 03:46

    no, but the irony is there. For example: http://www.britains-smallwars.com/cyprus/Davidcarter/memorial/memorial.html

    I do wonder whether it's possible to raise a memorial for the fallen of EOKA outside the Palace.

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